yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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