He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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