Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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