my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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