He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
