the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
