Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
