He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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