Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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