I feel like abortions should bother me more
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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