So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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