so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
im six kinds of drunk right now
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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