I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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