if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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