i'm signing you up for texting rehab
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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