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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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