who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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