Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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