i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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