so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
