I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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