There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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