normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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