I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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