He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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