So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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