what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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