Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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