People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We are two peas in an std pod
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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