My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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