The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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