just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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