I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
time to smoke my breakfast
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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