another moral hangover. fuck.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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