Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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