please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
