i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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