Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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