yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
