I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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