What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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