i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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