I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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