i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Success! We fucked roommates!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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