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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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