If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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