so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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