Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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