Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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