honey bunches of taint.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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