How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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