Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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