She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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